Nosiree! At least, mine don’t. It’s a total myth that all fake boobies are rock hard, and here’s a video I made to show you just how squishy they are hahaha.
Untitled from Ashlee Adams on Vimeo.
This video probably sucks, I haven’t actually watched it myself because I hate my voice and I hate watching videos of myself, so yeah. I hope none of you had high hopes or anything lulz
Eminem – Lose Yourself
I’m really not into rap music, but I’ve gotta confess I love a bit of Eminem occasionally and ‘Lose Yourself’ is one of the most awesome motivational songs there is. “Success is my only motherfucking option, failure’s not.”
Led Zeppelin – Kashmir
The thing I love about having loads of Led Zeppelin on my iPod is that often, when I’m doing cardio, I’ll reach a point where I feel like I’m totally shagged and need to stop and I’ll say to myself, “I’ll run for one more song,” and when my iPod shuffle picks out a Zeppelin song, it generally means I’m running for another nine minutes.
The Scorpions – Rock You Like A Hurricane
Okay so it’s totally cheesy, but it pumps me right the fuck up hahaha.
I think a lot in the shower. Tonight I was wondering, why is the word “cunt” considered sooo offensive? I mean, essentially it’s just a particularly crude word for the female genitalia. I wouldn’t really be offended if someone called me a vagina or a smoo or a muff. What is it about “cunt” that makes it widely thought of as the worst possible word you can say?
My life is totally boring lately! I don’t really have much to say, so here’s a random pic of me in a bra.
I am ultra blonde now, and that makes me happy. The ends of my hair have thinned out so much from all the bleaching and I’ve lost a bit of length which kinda sucks, but thank fuck for hair extensions, right?!
Tomorrow night I’m going to my boyfriend’s 10 year high school reunion, and I think he’s looking forward to showing off his Penthouse Pet girlfriend haha. If what I’ve learned from movies is correct, it’s that high school reunions are all about having a better partner/job/life than everyone else, so I guess I’d better make sure I look extra hot 
So I think I’m gonna be shooting for Picture magazine, probably for the cover, in a month or so. I had been holding off doing Picture and People, because I know that ZOO won’t shoot girls who have been in Picture and People… but I think it’s time to let go of the ZOO dream. I want a ZOO cover more than anything but eh, it ain’t gonna happen! I’m pretty sure I could get at least a couple of covers if I did Picture and People, so I think I’ll do it!
Later skaters 
I had a fairly awesome weekend. As I’ve explained in previous entries, the private party stripper scene goes into serious hibernation during winter which means my Saturday nights are far less hectic than they are throughout summer. Hunter and I had two early Candy Kittens shows on Saturday night and surprisingly we were all done by 8pm, meaning we actually got to go out and party on a Saturday night together for the first time! We went to a new club called Black Market to watch my boyfriend’s band play, and it was really fun. We got so inebriated that at one point we tried to book flights to Las Vegas for next week!! I’m so very glad I leave my VISA platinum card at home and don’t remember the number. That being said, we do plan to do a trip to Vegas literally as soon as we have some money put aside. Here’s a couple of pics of us looking trashed on Saturday night -
Anyway I have a pretty busy week ahead of me. Lots of kickboxing training, plus I’m working in the Risque Entertainment office most days as I’m building our new website and my boss wants it launched on Friday. Tomorrow night I’m having my youngest brother over for dinner – he and his girlfriend moved to the city together a few months ago but she’s gone interstate with her family for the week, so he’s lonely, aww. My little bro is awesome, he kicks my ass at Xbox! Oooh, and the thing I’m most excited about, is getting my hair bleached again on Thursday afternoon. Silvery platinum hair, you will be mine! 
Peace out xo
Tonight I went back to kickboxing training for the first time since my boob job surgery. Oh my gosh it was SO FUN! It was just me and a few boys tonight, so while they were sparring I got to beat up one of these things -
I named him Todd. Anyway it was really fun and it was a very intense hour and twenty minutes. Kickboxing is something I have picked up quite easily, probably because I have good balance and am quite flexible, so today I was learning some really cool five kick combos. One thing I struggle with is kicking with my heel forward – after years of dancing it’s natural for me to point my foot whenever I lift it in the air so that’s something I really need to practice to break that habit. On the plus side, I could easily kick most people in the head!
Next week, Hunter and I are planning on getting back into the whole kickboxing thing properly and we’re gonna be training there three times a week. Neither of us have any intention of ever actually fighting (we like our pretty faces too much haha) but it’s seriously the best work out. It’s fun and it’s great for fitness and strength.
While I’m on the subject of fitness, I’m really enjoying running at the moment. I’ve been going for a jog/walk around the neighbourhood for about forty minutes every morning and it’s such a great way to kick off the day. It’s so much easier for me to feel motivated to eat healthy food all day when I exercise first thing. I’m enjoying it so much I’m even considering joining a recreational running club, and participating in some local fun runs for charity.
I really, really want to have a body that I am proud of. I want to look in the mirror and feel happy and know that I earned it, and I deserve it. My weight has fluctuated SO much over the years, and I’ve spent so much of my stripping/modelling career being a bit out of shape, and I feel like I’m wasting my potential. Aside from the physical benefits, I feel so much happier and livelier when I’m fit and healthy. Exercise is the best thing in the world, I’m so glad to be back into it properly after having so much time off due to my surgery!
I’m about to head to bed, but I thought I’d do a quick blog entry first. I’m absolutely exhausted right now! This morning I had my first post-boob job session with my personal trainer, and I worked my upper body for the first time in eight weeks. It was fucking brutal!!! I have lost so much strength and I’m still too scared to do anything that uses my chest so I held back a bit, but I went really hard when we did some ab work. My stomach is my least favourite part of my body and I always feel terribly self-conscious about it, so I want to really focus on trying to get it into shape.
I spent the rest of the day in the Risque Entertainment office, working on our new website. It’s my first time ever trying to build a website using XHTML and CSS so it’s been a big learning experience for me. Considering I’m still very new to it all, I think it’s looking really good. I’m hoping to launch it on Friday! Speaking of Risque, here’s another photo from my recent Candy Kittens photo shoot!
As I mentioned in my last entry, I’ve been keeping an eye on my blog stats all week and it’s been really interesting. I’m amazed at how many people have found my blog after searching for information on breast implants. I hope I’ve been somewhat informative!
Well, I’m going to go hop in my warm, cozy bed. I love sleeping probably more than most other things, especially in winter. If it were possible I think I’d happily hibernate in a warm cave throughout the colder months. My boyfriend always says he’s never met anyone who takes as many naps as I do hahah. Good night!
Yesterday I installed a stats plugin on my blog. I’ve been using Google Analytics but I wanted something that was Wordpress specific so I could really keep track of what’s happening on my blog! One of the features is that it shows me the search terms people are typing into search engines that have resulted in them finding my site, and some of it has been pretty funny. My favourite was probably, “stripper take advantage of you when drunk,” or “bioshock 2 porn.” People Google some very odd things. It surprises me to find out I’m getting over 800 visits to my site per day. I definitely don’t receive anywhere near that amount of comments, so there must be a lot of lurkers. Sometimes I wonder just who is reading this blog…. hm.
Anyway I’m having a lovely Friday night. After work the boyfriend and I went out to our favourite local pub for a couple of beers and a chicken schnitzel, and now we’re chilling on the couch watching the football. Sometimes I go to write Aussie slang on here but I have to correct it, because I remember my international readers won’t really understand words like “schnitty” and “footy” hahaha.
Here’s another pic from my shoot with Oz from Stills Photography earlier this week. I really like it. I look super tanned and that makes me happy.
xox
Here’s a preview pic from my latest ‘Candy Kittens‘ shoot with Hunter Moore and Oz from Stills Photography I think we look great together! I’m posting this on here rather than Facebook because I know some shit cunt will report it a gazillion times and get it deleted. Lame. The term ’shit cunt’ makes me laugh a lot but it doesn’t sound very nice. I should stop saying it.
WOW what a day I’ve had! What started out as a pretty miserable day turned out to be pretty damn awesome in the end.
Yesterday, Hunter and I shot some new Candy Kittens promo with Oz from Stills Photography. We were really excited to be picking up the CD of files today…. until Oz called me to say that something had gone wrong with his card reader and the entire shoot had been wiped. Cue devastation. Hunter and I were seriously shattered, because we’d put so much effort into the shoot and it was essential that we had the photos back by the end of the week. So I dragged my sad little self into the Risque office to work on the new website, and instantly started having computer problems. It seemed like everything I touched was breaking!!
Thankfully, the day made a dramatic turn for the better at around 4pm when I got a call from Oz saying he’d managed to recover the photos from yesterday’s shoot, so I rushed to his studio immediately to pick them up. They look FABULOUS! Once I go through them all tomorrow I will post some on here
After work I went to a super fun photo shoot with a photographer from Atlanta USA by the name of Tim Dolph. He and his crew were really fun to work with, and I spent most of the shoot educating them about all kinds of things like koalas and Vegemite! I think we shot some really cool shit today, Tim is going to submit it to some magazines. I hope it gets accepted. Here’s a pic of me looking sexy in the bathroom mirror during the shoot haha. I’ve never really done the cellphone mirror pic before, I’m not very good at it.
xox
