Haha. Well it’s the closest thing to a topless pic that I’ve posted since I got the new rack. I finally got around to editing this and putting it online, it’s from my most recent shoot with Steve Jones. I’ve just added a link to his site to the side bar of my page so go check him out if you’re in Adelaide and want to do an awesome photo shoot!

While I’m mentioning the side bar, you should check out the other links there, too. They will all take you to some awesome shit my fabulous friends do!

xo

I’m glad people read and enjoyed my last Stripper Shit blog that introduced the finer details of my job as a private party stripper, so now I’ll try to answer some questions that I’ve been asked since. If I don’t get to your question, I’ll try to cover it in a later blog!

So you say you perform for private parties. Does this require it to be more than one person? Or could a person do a private party?

Under absolutely no circumstances would I ever perform a show for just one person. There’s a few reasons behind that, the first simply being that I would be superrrr uncomfortable in that situation! The other, being that my shows are in no way suitable for just one person. Despite the obvious nudity, the shows I do aren’t sexual, they’re funny and entertaining. They’re designed to be performed in front of a crowd, generally with one person (bachelor, birthday boy, etc) singled out as my ‘victim’ to receive most of the attention. In part of my show, I stick marshmallows to my boobs, set them on fire and let the victim eat them off. I also spank him and write funny stuff all over his butt with permanent marker. I rely very heavily on crowd interaction and applause!

Even when I do a XXX show, it’s still not overly sexual. I mean yeah there’s vibrators involved but like, I don’t turn them on and I don’t even remotely get off on it. When I bring out toys during a show, I do things like a really funny game where I give the victim some plastic rings and do a headstand with a long slimline vibe inserted, and get him to play ‘ring toss’. In terms of sexuality in shows, I’ll admit that I’m actually a bit of a prissy princess compared to other girls at my agency. Out of all the girls who perform the ‘Hot Vibe’ show, I’m definitely the most tame. Some of the girls are really full on and will actually allow the victim to use the dildos on her, but eh, I am not really comfortable with that so I don’t do it. Not only do I feel like I could get seriously injured letting some drunk fool come at my vag with a dildo, I just straight out don’t want people doing that to me! I guess that’s why I put a lot of effort into making my shows really fun and entertaining, to make up for the fact that I’m way less hardcore than other chicks.

It’s funny because sooo many people ask me if I get turned on while performing, and the answer is a definite NO! There’s too much going on around me to even think about being turned on – I’m always too busy being alert to so many other things like, “Is anyone trying to sneak photos on their phone? Are the crowd responding well to what I’m doing? What point am I up to in my routine?” I know there’s a lot of people out there who are all, “Omg that slut fucking loves it” and I know most people probably want to hear that I’m some sexually charged slutbomb who can’t even say the word ‘dildo’ without having an orgasm, but uh, yeah, sorry to disappoint! Haha.

In the next episode of Stripper Shit, I’ll try to answer the gazillion questions I’ve had about safety and security when doing private parties. I’ll leave you with a pic of me during a show I did for a birthday party a few weeks ago

I had a fucking awesome birthday!!! My party was sooo fun. I have some seriously awesome friends in my life at the moment. We met a tranny in the toilets and she showed us her boobs (ten plastic boobies in a row, wheee!) and I danced on bars (and fell off bars, many times, and as a result am covered in bruises hahaha) and sang to all my favourite soft rock classics (thanks to my favourite DJ, Mr Paul Gurry!)

It was pretty much one of the funnest nights ever! The day after was spent being violently hungover but trying to enjoy awesome steak and delicious chocolate cake anyway. I only ate half my steak which made me sad but I thought I might hurl if I tried to force any more down. Booo.

Here’s some pics I snapped tonight in some cute pink underwear I bought the other day. My body is finally starting to get into the shape I need to be in for all my upcoming magazine shoots. I feel good! Gotta stay motivated and I’ll achieve my goals

xox

A lot of people on Twitter have mentioned that they’d love it if I blogged about my job more often, so I figured I’d give it a go and if people are reading and commenting I’ll keep it up. These days just about every club stripper has a blog talking about her stripperlife, but the private party scene in which I work is very different to working in clubs and I don’t know of a lot of girls who blog about it, especially not in Australia.

Since I can’t really think of a specific topic to write about, I guess I’ll give you all a brief run down of what exactly it is that I do.

I work for an adult entertainment agency called Risque Entertainment. Risque provide male and female strippers to private bookings all across Adelaide and South Australia. This means I don’t perform in clubs or do lap dances or any of that, so my job is quite different to what most people typically think of when they hear ’stripper’. Rather, every Friday and Saturday night I travel around to private parties where I perform a 20-30 minute show, then head to the next one – on Saturday nights I can perform at anything from one to about twelve parties. Each week I am emailed my schedule for the weekend, which tells me the time, address, and contact details for each of the parties I have to be at. Sometimes I perform at people’s houses, sometimes in private function rooms in pubs, sometimes at sporting clubs. Occasionally I even have to get naked in horse stables and in the back of limousines… my job sees me taking my gear off in some very strange places!

So, what happens when I get to a show? I arrive at the venue, and am taken into a room to get changed into my costume. I collect my payment up front from the organiser, give them a CD with my music on it, and explain to them the rules (no photos once my bra comes off, etc). Once we’re all ready to go, they start the music and I come out and do my show. Once I finish, I pack my shit up, hand out some business cards, say thank you to everyone and rush off to the next gig.

There’s lots of different types of shows I can be booked for (for the record, contrary to popular belief I do NOT perform all of the shows seen on the price list on the Risque Entertainment website. For example, I can not and will never fist myself!), and obviously my favourite show to perform is the Candy Kittens double act with my lovely faux lesbian lover, Hunter Moore These days, the majority of the shows I perform are Candy Kittens shows, which is awesome because it’s so much more fun having someone else to go through the whole process with.

Anyway, that’s the basic rundown of what I do. Also, I’m bored of writing now. Haha. Let me know what other stuff you want to know about and I’ll write about it another day!

xx

It’s my birthday in just a few weeks. I’m turning 26 this year, which I guess is kinda scary because it means I’m closer to 30 than 20! I’m probably not gonna do much for my birthday, as I’ll have to work and I generally like money more than I like social occasions haha. I might just go out for dinner with the boyfriend and some friends one night

ANYWAY, if any of my lovely readers would like to send me gifts or cards or some anthrax or something, here is the address!

Ashlee Adams
C/O Risque Entertainment
224 Grote Street
Adelaide
South Australia
Australia 5000

I was gonna make a wishlist but Amazon is the only decent site for that kind of thing and anything from there has like $3487847 postage to Australia and that sucks. So if you wanna send me a gift, I like bikinis and lingerie (generally a size M), Juicy Couture perfume, and cheap tacky awesome jewelry. I also like things that are duck shaped or have pictures of ducks on them.

Here is a photo. Have a good weekend!

Eminem – Lose Yourself

I’m really not into rap music, but I’ve gotta confess I love a bit of Eminem occasionally and ‘Lose Yourself’ is one of the most awesome motivational songs there is. “Success is my only motherfucking option, failure’s not.”

Led Zeppelin – Kashmir

The thing I love about having loads of Led Zeppelin on my iPod is that often, when I’m doing cardio, I’ll reach a point where I feel like I’m totally shagged and need to stop and I’ll say to myself, “I’ll run for one more song,” and when my iPod shuffle picks out a Zeppelin song, it generally means I’m running for another nine minutes.

The Scorpions – Rock You Like A Hurricane

Okay so it’s totally cheesy, but it pumps me right the fuck up hahaha.

I think a lot in the shower. Tonight I was wondering, why is the word “cunt” considered sooo offensive? I mean, essentially it’s just a particularly crude word for the female genitalia. I wouldn’t really be offended if someone called me a vagina or a smoo or a muff. What is it about “cunt” that makes it widely thought of as the worst possible word you can say?

My life is totally boring lately! I don’t really have much to say, so here’s a random pic of me in a bra.

I am ultra blonde now, and that makes me happy. The ends of my hair have thinned out so much from all the bleaching and I’ve lost a bit of length which kinda sucks, but thank fuck for hair extensions, right?!

Tomorrow night I’m going to my boyfriend’s 10 year high school reunion, and I think he’s looking forward to showing off his Penthouse Pet girlfriend haha. If what I’ve learned from movies is correct, it’s that high school reunions are all about having a better partner/job/life than everyone else, so I guess I’d better make sure I look extra hot

So I think I’m gonna be shooting for Picture magazine, probably for the cover, in a month or so. I had been holding off doing Picture and People, because I know that ZOO won’t shoot girls who have been in Picture and People… but I think it’s time to let go of the ZOO dream. I want a ZOO cover more than anything but eh, it ain’t gonna happen! I’m pretty sure I could get at least a couple of covers if I did Picture and People, so I think I’ll do it!

Later skaters