It’s that time of the year again, friends! Next Thursday night, Men’s Gallery Melbourne will be hosting the annual Australian Penthouse Pet of the Year Party where all of this year’s sexy Pets will be getting together for the announcement of the winner. Obviously I’m not up for the title this year, but I have been invited to come along as a special guest and as last year’s ‘public vote winner’, to hang out, party, and of course, perform a stage show for everyone! So if you want an awesome night out next week spent with some of Australia’s finest naked beauties, get your butt along to Men’s Gallery next Thursday Sept 16 from 8pm

Anyway, aside from just heading over for the Penthouse party, my fellow Candy Kitten Hunter will also be joining me, and we’re going to be working next Monday, Tuesday and Friday nights at Men’s Gallery so if you’ve wanted to see us live in action, here’s your chance. We’ll be doing stage shows and selling lap dances all night

I’m actually really, really, really excited about it all. It’s going to be such an amazing week. Aside from all the stuff on at night, I’ve also got two photo shoots scheduled in where if all goes to plan, I’ll be shooting four magazine covers – two on my own and two with other girls (one with Hunter, one with Jewell). Last year’s Penthouse party was one of the funnest nights of my life, and I’m both really excited and nervous about putting on a stage show. It’s been SO long since I’ve danced on stage! I’m thinking I’m gonna bust out this old costume…

Hope to see you there! xox

Yep, I have hot friends! Today I’d like to introduce you to this gorgeous exotic babe, the lovely Jewell Tyler. You might be familiar with this former Miss Carribean from magazines such as Australian Penthouse, People and Picture, and she is also one of the Sexpo Showgirls! If you think Jewell is as sexy as I do, you’ll be pleased to know that if all goes to plan, her and I will be doing a hot hot hot photo shoot together in the very near future!

Jewell is up for this year’s Penthouse Pet of the Year, so click here to check out some more pics and vote!!

Also, if you want to talk to this megababe, click here to add her on Facebook

Idiot: omg ashlee ur a slutty slut slut i bet ur parnts r real proud of u lol look at urself get a real job slut etc etc

Cascade of Fans: IDIOT, YOU’RE A LOSER etc etc

Ashlee: lulz

Idiot: OMG THX FOR THE ATTNTION EVERYONE I LOVE IT LOL LOL LOL IM GUNA FUK U ALL UP CUNTS KISSING ASHLEES ASS FAGGOT CUNTS THX THX LOL

Ashlee: zzzzz

Idiot: /banned

The End.

I got some new lingerie and thought I’d take some pics in it! Erm, ignore the disgustingly messy room behind me hahaha, I took these in the spare bedroom that also acts as my junk storage/lingerie/makeup room so it always kinda looks like a bomb went off in there. I don’t mind my body these days. I still hate my belly button, but eehh there’s not much that can be done about that! I look much better than I used to, that’s for sure. Haha. Enjoy!

Haha. Well it’s the closest thing to a topless pic that I’ve posted since I got the new rack. I finally got around to editing this and putting it online, it’s from my most recent shoot with Steve Jones. I’ve just added a link to his site to the side bar of my page so go check him out if you’re in Adelaide and want to do an awesome photo shoot!

While I’m mentioning the side bar, you should check out the other links there, too. They will all take you to some awesome shit my fabulous friends do!

xo

I’m glad people read and enjoyed my last Stripper Shit blog that introduced the finer details of my job as a private party stripper, so now I’ll try to answer some questions that I’ve been asked since. If I don’t get to your question, I’ll try to cover it in a later blog!

So you say you perform for private parties. Does this require it to be more than one person? Or could a person do a private party?

Under absolutely no circumstances would I ever perform a show for just one person. There’s a few reasons behind that, the first simply being that I would be superrrr uncomfortable in that situation! The other, being that my shows are in no way suitable for just one person. Despite the obvious nudity, the shows I do aren’t sexual, they’re funny and entertaining. They’re designed to be performed in front of a crowd, generally with one person (bachelor, birthday boy, etc) singled out as my ‘victim’ to receive most of the attention. In part of my show, I stick marshmallows to my boobs, set them on fire and let the victim eat them off. I also spank him and write funny stuff all over his butt with permanent marker. I rely very heavily on crowd interaction and applause!

Even when I do a XXX show, it’s still not overly sexual. I mean yeah there’s vibrators involved but like, I don’t turn them on and I don’t even remotely get off on it. When I bring out toys during a show, I do things like a really funny game where I give the victim some plastic rings and do a headstand with a long slimline vibe inserted, and get him to play ‘ring toss’. In terms of sexuality in shows, I’ll admit that I’m actually a bit of a prissy princess compared to other girls at my agency. Out of all the girls who perform the ‘Hot Vibe’ show, I’m definitely the most tame. Some of the girls are really full on and will actually allow the victim to use the dildos on her, but eh, I am not really comfortable with that so I don’t do it. Not only do I feel like I could get seriously injured letting some drunk fool come at my vag with a dildo, I just straight out don’t want people doing that to me! I guess that’s why I put a lot of effort into making my shows really fun and entertaining, to make up for the fact that I’m way less hardcore than other chicks.

It’s funny because sooo many people ask me if I get turned on while performing, and the answer is a definite NO! There’s too much going on around me to even think about being turned on – I’m always too busy being alert to so many other things like, “Is anyone trying to sneak photos on their phone? Are the crowd responding well to what I’m doing? What point am I up to in my routine?” I know there’s a lot of people out there who are all, “Omg that slut fucking loves it” and I know most people probably want to hear that I’m some sexually charged slutbomb who can’t even say the word ‘dildo’ without having an orgasm, but uh, yeah, sorry to disappoint! Haha.

In the next episode of Stripper Shit, I’ll try to answer the gazillion questions I’ve had about safety and security when doing private parties. I’ll leave you with a pic of me during a show I did for a birthday party a few weeks ago

I had a fucking awesome birthday!!! My party was sooo fun. I have some seriously awesome friends in my life at the moment. We met a tranny in the toilets and she showed us her boobs (ten plastic boobies in a row, wheee!) and I danced on bars (and fell off bars, many times, and as a result am covered in bruises hahaha) and sang to all my favourite soft rock classics (thanks to my favourite DJ, Mr Paul Gurry!)

It was pretty much one of the funnest nights ever! The day after was spent being violently hungover but trying to enjoy awesome steak and delicious chocolate cake anyway. I only ate half my steak which made me sad but I thought I might hurl if I tried to force any more down. Booo.

Here’s some pics I snapped tonight in some cute pink underwear I bought the other day. My body is finally starting to get into the shape I need to be in for all my upcoming magazine shoots. I feel good! Gotta stay motivated and I’ll achieve my goals

xox

A lot of people on Twitter have mentioned that they’d love it if I blogged about my job more often, so I figured I’d give it a go and if people are reading and commenting I’ll keep it up. These days just about every club stripper has a blog talking about her stripperlife, but the private party scene in which I work is very different to working in clubs and I don’t know of a lot of girls who blog about it, especially not in Australia.

Since I can’t really think of a specific topic to write about, I guess I’ll give you all a brief run down of what exactly it is that I do.

I work for an adult entertainment agency called Risque Entertainment. Risque provide male and female strippers to private bookings all across Adelaide and South Australia. This means I don’t perform in clubs or do lap dances or any of that, so my job is quite different to what most people typically think of when they hear ’stripper’. Rather, every Friday and Saturday night I travel around to private parties where I perform a 20-30 minute show, then head to the next one – on Saturday nights I can perform at anything from one to about twelve parties. Each week I am emailed my schedule for the weekend, which tells me the time, address, and contact details for each of the parties I have to be at. Sometimes I perform at people’s houses, sometimes in private function rooms in pubs, sometimes at sporting clubs. Occasionally I even have to get naked in horse stables and in the back of limousines… my job sees me taking my gear off in some very strange places!

So, what happens when I get to a show? I arrive at the venue, and am taken into a room to get changed into my costume. I collect my payment up front from the organiser, give them a CD with my music on it, and explain to them the rules (no photos once my bra comes off, etc). Once we’re all ready to go, they start the music and I come out and do my show. Once I finish, I pack my shit up, hand out some business cards, say thank you to everyone and rush off to the next gig.

There’s lots of different types of shows I can be booked for (for the record, contrary to popular belief I do NOT perform all of the shows seen on the price list on the Risque Entertainment website. For example, I can not and will never fist myself!), and obviously my favourite show to perform is the Candy Kittens double act with my lovely faux lesbian lover, Hunter Moore These days, the majority of the shows I perform are Candy Kittens shows, which is awesome because it’s so much more fun having someone else to go through the whole process with.

Anyway, that’s the basic rundown of what I do. Also, I’m bored of writing now. Haha. Let me know what other stuff you want to know about and I’ll write about it another day!

xx

It’s my birthday in just a few weeks. I’m turning 26 this year, which I guess is kinda scary because it means I’m closer to 30 than 20! I’m probably not gonna do much for my birthday, as I’ll have to work and I generally like money more than I like social occasions haha. I might just go out for dinner with the boyfriend and some friends one night

ANYWAY, if any of my lovely readers would like to send me gifts or cards or some anthrax or something, here is the address!

Ashlee Adams
C/O Risque Entertainment
224 Grote Street
Adelaide
South Australia
Australia 5000

I was gonna make a wishlist but Amazon is the only decent site for that kind of thing and anything from there has like $3487847 postage to Australia and that sucks. So if you wanna send me a gift, I like bikinis and lingerie (generally a size M), Juicy Couture perfume, and cheap tacky awesome jewelry. I also like things that are duck shaped or have pictures of ducks on them.

Here is a photo. Have a good weekend!