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Cascade of Fans: IDIOT, YOU’RE A LOSER etc etc

Ashlee: lulz

Idiot: OMG THX FOR THE ATTNTION EVERYONE I LOVE IT LOL LOL LOL IM GUNA FUK U ALL UP CUNTS KISSING ASHLEES ASS FAGGOT CUNTS THX THX LOL

Ashlee: zzzzz

Idiot: /banned

The End.

Along with Hunter, Annaliese and Bella (three mega-babes you can check out and book at the Risque Entertainment website), I made the long drive to Mildura on Friday morning to perform at a local football club fundraiser on Friday night. Despite the absolutely dreadful weather, it was a smooth drive over and when we arrived we were pleased to see that the guys had not only booked us a gorgeous little apartment to stay in for the night, they’d also left a bottle of Moet for us to drink. Score!! After we went out for a delicious dinner at an amazing Italian restaurant (check out  La Cucina if you’re in Mildura), the organiser picked us up from our apartment and drove us to the party. It was sooo much bigger than we expected. In hindsight, I kind of wish we’d skipped dinner and gone to the party earlier because we could’ve made SO much money. I’m talking thousands. Dammit.

Hunter and I were raking in the cash selling one-song Candy Kittens lapdances, and we literally had guys lining up with $50 notes in their hand to get one. Unfortunately the organiser came over and asked us to go on stage and do our show before we had time to even do a quarter of the dances we had lined up, as a lot of the guys were way too drunk and were starting fights with each other and they wanted to kick everyone out and close up. BOOOO. Oh well, it was still a really lucrative night for us. After it finished the organiser gave us a huge bottle of Smirnoff so we sat in our apartment drinking vodka and gossiping until the early hours of the morning.

It was such a fun girl-bonding experience, and who doesn’t love a road trip that includes a forty-five minute detailed conversation about masturbation?! If there’s one thing I love about my stripper friends, it’s that we’re all so open and we can discuss ANYTHING in really, really graphic detail like we’re talking about the weather. Anyway here’s a couple of photos of the trip’s silliness

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While I’m mentioning the side bar, you should check out the other links there, too. They will all take you to some awesome shit my fabulous friends do!

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So you say you perform for private parties. Does this require it to be more than one person? Or could a person do a private party?

Under absolutely no circumstances would I ever perform a show for just one person. There’s a few reasons behind that, the first simply being that I would be superrrr uncomfortable in that situation! The other, being that my shows are in no way suitable for just one person. Despite the obvious nudity, the shows I do aren’t sexual, they’re funny and entertaining. They’re designed to be performed in front of a crowd, generally with one person (bachelor, birthday boy, etc) singled out as my ‘victim’ to receive most of the attention. In part of my show, I stick marshmallows to my boobs, set them on fire and let the victim eat them off. I also spank him and write funny stuff all over his butt with permanent marker. I rely very heavily on crowd interaction and applause!

Even when I do a XXX show, it’s still not overly sexual. I mean yeah there’s vibrators involved but like, I don’t turn them on and I don’t even remotely get off on it. When I bring out toys during a show, I do things like a really funny game where I give the victim some plastic rings and do a headstand with a long slimline vibe inserted, and get him to play ‘ring toss’. In terms of sexuality in shows, I’ll admit that I’m actually a bit of a prissy princess compared to other girls at my agency. Out of all the girls who perform the ‘Hot Vibe’ show, I’m definitely the most tame. Some of the girls are really full on and will actually allow the victim to use the dildos on her, but eh, I am not really comfortable with that so I don’t do it. Not only do I feel like I could get seriously injured letting some drunk fool come at my vag with a dildo, I just straight out don’t want people doing that to me! I guess that’s why I put a lot of effort into making my shows really fun and entertaining, to make up for the fact that I’m way less hardcore than other chicks.

It’s funny because sooo many people ask me if I get turned on while performing, and the answer is a definite NO! There’s too much going on around me to even think about being turned on – I’m always too busy being alert to so many other things like, “Is anyone trying to sneak photos on their phone? Are the crowd responding well to what I’m doing? What point am I up to in my routine?” I know there’s a lot of people out there who are all, “Omg that slut fucking loves it” and I know most people probably want to hear that I’m some sexually charged slutbomb who can’t even say the word ‘dildo’ without having an orgasm, but uh, yeah, sorry to disappoint! Haha.

In the next episode of Stripper Shit, I’ll try to answer the gazillion questions I’ve had about safety and security when doing private parties. I’ll leave you with a pic of me during a show I did for a birthday party a few weeks ago

It was pretty much one of the funnest nights ever! The day after was spent being violently hungover but trying to enjoy awesome steak and delicious chocolate cake anyway. I only ate half my steak which made me sad but I thought I might hurl if I tried to force any more down. Booo.

Here’s some pics I snapped tonight in some cute pink underwear I bought the other day. My body is finally starting to get into the shape I need to be in for all my upcoming magazine shoots. I feel good! Gotta stay motivated and I’ll achieve my goals

xox

Since I can’t really think of a specific topic to write about, I guess I’ll give you all a brief run down of what exactly it is that I do.

I work for an adult entertainment agency called Risque Entertainment. Risque provide male and female strippers to private bookings all across Adelaide and South Australia. This means I don’t perform in clubs or do lap dances or any of that, so my job is quite different to what most people typically think of when they hear ’stripper’. Rather, every Friday and Saturday night I travel around to private parties where I perform a 20-30 minute show, then head to the next one – on Saturday nights I can perform at anything from one to about twelve parties. Each week I am emailed my schedule for the weekend, which tells me the time, address, and contact details for each of the parties I have to be at. Sometimes I perform at people’s houses, sometimes in private function rooms in pubs, sometimes at sporting clubs. Occasionally I even have to get naked in horse stables and in the back of limousines… my job sees me taking my gear off in some very strange places!

So, what happens when I get to a show? I arrive at the venue, and am taken into a room to get changed into my costume. I collect my payment up front from the organiser, give them a CD with my music on it, and explain to them the rules (no photos once my bra comes off, etc). Once we’re all ready to go, they start the music and I come out and do my show. Once I finish, I pack my shit up, hand out some business cards, say thank you to everyone and rush off to the next gig.

There’s lots of different types of shows I can be booked for (for the record, contrary to popular belief I do NOT perform all of the shows seen on the price list on the Risque Entertainment website. For example, I can not and will never fist myself!), and obviously my favourite show to perform is the Candy Kittens double act with my lovely faux lesbian lover, Hunter Moore These days, the majority of the shows I perform are Candy Kittens shows, which is awesome because it’s so much more fun having someone else to go through the whole process with.

Anyway, that’s the basic rundown of what I do. Also, I’m bored of writing now. Haha. Let me know what other stuff you want to know about and I’ll write about it another day!

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If you’re in Melbourne and you want to see me performing live and naked on stage, get your butt along to the 2010 Penthouse Pet of the Year Party on September 16th at Men’s Gallery. I’ve been invited to come along and do a special guest performance, and I’m really excited about it, as last year when given the chance to perform at the Penthouse party I opted out due to the issues with confidence and weight gain I was having at the time. This year I’m feeling confident and fabulous so I can’t wait to rock it on stage!

Work has finally started to pick up again after another dreary winter slow season. I’m really happy that almost all of the shows I’m doing these days are Candy Kittens shows with Hunter. It’s not that I don’t like doing shows alone, it’s just that it’s so much more fun having someone else to travel around with. Our show is getting REALLY good, we’re getting really tight with our timing and routine and everything. Here’s a pic of us in our extremely pink air hostess costumes last Saturday night!

Adelaide Strippers - The Candy Kittens

It’s my birthday on Monday, and I’m having a small party type thing on Sunday night that I’m really looking forward to. It’s nothing too exciting, just drinks at one of my favourite local pubs. So far about 40 people have said they’re coming, which realistically means I can expect about 20 haha, because you know what people are like, especially on a Sunday! I don’t mind, though, as long as my close friends are there I’m sure I’ll have an awesome night regardless of numbers!

xo

ANYWAY, if any of my lovely readers would like to send me gifts or cards or some anthrax or something, here is the address!

Ashlee Adams
C/O Risque Entertainment
224 Grote Street
Adelaide
South Australia
Australia 5000

I was gonna make a wishlist but Amazon is the only decent site for that kind of thing and anything from there has like $3487847 postage to Australia and that sucks. So if you wanna send me a gift, I like bikinis and lingerie (generally a size M), Juicy Couture perfume, and cheap tacky awesome jewelry. I also like things that are duck shaped or have pictures of ducks on them.

Here is a photo. Have a good weekend!