You’re a wanker!

Feb2

Posted at 1:16 PM • 68 Comments

So today I was at my local Coles supermarket, buying some ingredients for tonight’s dinner and minding my own business when I was approached by a normal looking, middle aged man who said to me, “Excuse me, can I ask you something?” I always try to be polite to strangers who talk to me, so I replied, “Sure.” Here is the conversation that followed.

Him: Are those real? *points at the tattoos on my arm*

Me: Yes, they are.

Him: *shakes head* I feel sorry for you.

Me: Um…. why?

Him: Because you just look awful.

At this point I think my jaw pretty much hit the floor and I started to laugh.

Me: That is a really horrible thing to say!!!

Him: Why? I feel sorry for you, you look so awful.

Me: That is really, really horrible! What makes you think it’s okay to walk up to a stranger and make a negative comment about their appearance?! I wouldn’t walk up to you and say something like, “Wow, that is a really ugly shirt.”

Him: Well I can take this shirt off

Me: Okay fine. Your FACE is awful.

By this point I was laughing uncontrollably, and he was looking quite angry.

Him: You just… *shakes head again*… it’s awful. You’re stupid. I feel sorry for you.

Me: Well I feel sorry for you.

Him: Why?

Me: Because you’re a WANKER!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK!! Hahahaha I walked away after that, but I seriously couldn’t stop laughing. What a fucking dickbag!!! I was so shocked that he actually just walked up to me in a shop and told me I look awful.

Some people seriously lack social skills.

Tags: tattoos

68 Responses

Some people are just idiots. Noting you ca do about it’

✭ Jck on February 3, 2010 at 12:01 am.
awww shit lil mama, he obviously had no clue that your shawty & da cracka’s favourite drank na meen? and if he looked me straight in my periferees he be respectin na wa sain?

✭ shawty & da cracka on February 3, 2010 at 12:11 am.
He’s a real jerk, i happen to like your tattoos and he can suck elephant nuts 4 all i care. Keep your head up Ashley because you are beautiful and shouldn’t care what anyone thinks about you. I have plenty tattoos and don’t care what a person has to say about them. They can get them some 4 all i care. Happy Ground Hogs Day!!!

✭ Deshun on February 3, 2010 at 12:15 am.
That guys is stupid. Is people like that that deserve the beat down of their lives. I think your tattoos are hot. Who care what that dumb ass says. You keep being you and stay sexy!

✭ Mike on February 3, 2010 at 12:48 am.
I agree with ya. He is a wanker with an ugly face. Who does he think he is anyway? What you do is your business, and nobody elses. I think you look good with those tattoos.

✭ Brandon Stohel on February 3, 2010 at 1:28 am.
you should’ve grabbed between his legs and said well i feel sorry for you since your dick is sooo small. also, i love the word wanker!
xoxoxo

✭ Heidi Golightly on February 3, 2010 at 4:15 am.
Rock on! You gave it to him!

✭ Rusty on February 3, 2010 at 7:04 am.
Dont worry Ash, some people are just fucking rude and obnoxious because they dont know any better. I’ve had numerous NON TATTOOED people over the years feel the need to approach me and share their disgust for my choice in body art like its their job.

If anything, I feel sorry for THEM for being so shallow and narrow minded, life must be pretty dismal if you feel the need to tell a complete stranger that you hate what they’ve done to their body!!

Keep your head high darlin’ & playing the ‘you’re ugly’ card always works

✭ Nicole on February 3, 2010 at 8:20 am.
I’m a little more simple and direct…”What makes you think it’s any of your fucking business what I choose to wear? If you’ve got a problem over here, don’t look.”

But if he insisted, I might go on to, “Ignorance is uglier than ink any day….I feel sorry for you for being ignorant.”

Stupid you can teach. Ignorance is forever.

Captain Bruce Florida—does it show?

✭ Captain Bruce on February 3, 2010 at 9:47 am.
That guy sounds like a moron. oh, and a Dickbag!! LMAO!!

✭ Rocky on February 3, 2010 at 10:27 am.
lmfao good comeback!!!!!! just remember people are stupid lmfao

✭ eric on February 3, 2010 at 10:34 am.
how rude, well i love the final fantasy tattoos of tifa is it on ur arm, my bf is a complete final fantasy fanatic so he has both vincent valentine versions on both arms, clous and sephiroth on both backs of his calves, and a new one on his foot of a chocobo. which i think cant quite remember but im pretty sure u had a chocobo… may be wrong.
but i think there gawgus tatoos there beautifal and vibrant and celebrate ur likeings and personality. nothing wrong with that.

✭ Tyarna Jayde on February 3, 2010 at 11:33 am.
hahaahaa i’d like to tattoo dickbag across his forehead! ignorant fuck ! hahaha good on you !

✭ tim on February 3, 2010 at 11:49 am.
That was really retarded, that guy is an idiot, this isnt the 1900’s its 2010 people have tattoo’s, more people today are covered with them for different reasons, it doesnt give that asshole the right to just walk up to a stranger an be negative, if he doesnt like them thats his business but he shouldnt disrespect you by saying your awful, HES THE AWFUL DUMB IGNORANT FUCK who should mind his own business. All that matters is YOU LOVE everyone of your tattoos and i’m sure many fans like myself LOVE all the tattoos you have as well, you are SEXY AS HELL Ashlee very Beautiful HOT Woman, many guys on here would give anything to have you as a girlfriend

✭ Jason on February 3, 2010 at 4:28 pm.
haha what a khunt. thats so stupid.
like you said why wuld u walk up to someone and say something negative.
atleast you didnt care about his comment though.
I recon your tatts are fuckin sweet as (:
each to there own oppinion I guess, but that doesnt mean you have to share it.
thats almost comical (:

✭ Sarah Rae Widdows on February 3, 2010 at 4:43 pm.
u shouldve grabbed a knife and sliced him open and threw ink in his wounds and then smile and say nice tattoo asshole….

✭ Matt on February 4, 2010 at 8:27 pm.
Ahh there are some total dickheads out there! I was standing in line at the supermarket and the chick goes sex before marriage is a sin. I said excuse me? She said your baby is a sinner. (Mind you I am NOT pregnant). No idea what the crazy bitch was talking about but I slapped her, grabbed my stuff and walked off. Some people need to learn to shut the fuck up.

✭ Brit on February 10, 2010 at 11:01 am.
Almost always the people thinks they have the best view to comment about the universal standards of beauty… The concept of beauty is so subjetive as the concept of love. Sometimes the people is just people.

✭ aLonso on March 1, 2010 at 6:19 pm.

You’re a wanker!

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