Do you ever sit down and think to yourself, “I wonder, exactly how many people in this world have seen me naked?” I suppose if you haven’t spent the last seven years of your life removing your clothing in front of strangers professionally, chances are you probably haven’t.

The number would have to be in the hundreds of thousands. Although these days I only really strip at private parties on Saturday nights, I spent many years working five nights a week in busy strip clubs that would regularly be visited by hundreds of patrons in a single night. At the Crazy Horse, for example, I would work four to five nights a week and during the course of a night I would perform at least three full nude strip shows on stage. So that’s already hundreds of guys seeing me nude each night, without even counting lap dances and table dances.

And then, of course, there’s all the nude modelling I’ve done. Between the naked photos of me that are all over the internet, and magazine spreads such as Penthouse, the number of people who have seen me naked in photo form would be unimaginable. Throw in a few major events like featuring at Sexpo where I performed for literally 1000+ people and appearing in a Miss Nude Australia documentary that got shown internationally, etc etc… I honestly think it could even be possible that a million people have seen me naked.

It’s pretty crazy to think about it like that. I wish there was some way for me to find out the exact number. Not that it really matters, but it’d be cool to know just for curiosity’s sake

Anyway, to break up all the text I’ve been posting on here lately, here’s a pic of my ass in denim shorts. Hoorah!

Love, Ashlee Adams (the serial naked chick)